Monday, April 15, 2013

Crash (and burned) diet......

Here's my new theory on dieting: it doesn't work. Well, not for me anyway. I believe I worry too much about it, which causes my body to go into a tailspin, and I mentally block the fat from leaving. Oh and here's my new t-shirt that captures exactly how I feel:

I tried starving last week and that didn't get me anywhere. So why deprive myself and make everyone else around me miserable because I'm hungry and therefore nasty when I end up not losing any poundage at the end of the week anyway?! Tell me why, Jennifer Hudson, oh great Weight Watcher's spokesperson! Tell me why! Here's MY version of Weight Watchers' latest slogan: "...because it DOESN'T work."